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The foolish acts of others ought to serve more as a lesson to us than an occasion to laugh at those who commit them.
When I heard the script of 'Loukyam,' I was laughing, as it was such a laugh riot. So all this made me sign the film.
You only have to look at the Medusa straight on to see her. And she's not deadly. She's beautiful and she's laughing.
Then you must teach my daughter this same lesson. How to lose your innocence but not your hope. How to laugh forever.
Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.
It felt odd to be laughing during a firefight. Then again, if you can't laugh when you're about to die, when can you?
My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah."
Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.
I laugh at what I used to think was cool when I was growing up. In all seriousness, I thought having braces was cool.
Stay with me. I’ll show you things that’ll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it.
My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have a few laughs.
Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done.
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.
Why did I laugh at his sorry, bedraggled appearance? Because ridiculousness made a repellant situation more bearable.
Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.
If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.
You're not just looking for laughs, but you're trying to do the characters first, and then the laughs come afterwards.
If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.
I fail to see what fun, what satisfaction / A God can find in laughing at how badly / Men fumble at the possibilities.
I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.
An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right.
You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair.
I think that people see that Sandra Bullock has an ability to laugh at herself and you just don't find that too often.
I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.
Everyday I look forward to bringing a few laughs, giving a little advice and making people feel good about themselves.
Temptation likes best those who think they have a natural immunity, for it may laugh all the harder when they succumb.
A small laugh startled me and I looked over to see her actually smiling. Making her do that more often was a new goal.
Rules for today: 1) Pray 2) Laugh 3) Repeat. The only reason to take this life too seriously is if it's your only one.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh.
There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!
Laugh with people laughing, cry with people crying, but don't fall into the river of world illusion. Stay on the banks.
I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.
You have to able to make fun of yourself. Don't take things too seriously and when people make fun of you, laugh at it.
I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a laugh.
I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings.
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
It's never wise to laugh at things you don't understand...If you're not careful, they might start laughing back at you.
As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world.
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
If you've ever made up something on the spot and made somebody laugh, you can credit Jonathan Winters with inspiration.
Censors are dead men set up to judge between life and death. For no live, sunny man would be a censor, he'd just laugh.
If she could find a man who could feel and laugh as well as desire, she might even think about thinking about marriage.
I have just committed the mortal sin of laughing in the Members' Library. No-one around here has done that for a while.