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People say both Obama and I have trouble laughing at ourselves. We can't laugh at ourselves. That would be racist!
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can
To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
I love music of all kinds, but there's no greater music than the sound of my grandchildren laughing; my kids, too.
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny about it.
If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.
But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh.
I started out in stand-up, so it's very satisfying to make people laugh, but it usually means at your own expense.
Scream" was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
If you don't laugh at all, you've missed the point. If you only laugh, you've missed your chance from illumination.
I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.
I have a great sense of humor, I mean even when my meme came out I reposted it. I didn't care. I was laughing, too!
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!
Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.
What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.
I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner.
I have so many photos of me where I'm laughing like a crazy person. I don't know what it is, but I just go with it.
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke
Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of sorrow! But it means that they have the ability to deal with it
When I made mistakes, people used to laugh. I could have learnt better, but I've always liked to make people laugh.
Life is a jest of the Gods and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh… or else you'll weep yourself to death.
Ugh! Young girls, they should laugh. Life's bad enough when you're grown, you might as well laugh when you're young.
I think for me the trick is not to aim to impress or to even try to make people laugh but instead to tell the truth.
When things go right (and they go right a lot - you just got to keep trying) there is nothing to really laugh about.
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Every day offers you 10,000 reasons to cry, but if you can find just one reason to laugh then you will be all right.
When I'm sitting writing, I know that something works if I've made myself cry, or laugh, or have a visceral emotion.
You know what's more difficult to do organically? Laughing. It's actually one of the hardest things to do on camera.
I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news.
I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
Dead bodies are such trouble,” Evie said with a little sigh, and Mabel had to turn her head away so as not to laugh.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
Life sends us messages all the time - then sits around laughing over how we're not gonna be able to figure them out.
We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed.
That's absurd," I said with a little laugh. "Nobody can read too much. That's like saying someone breathes too much.
I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.
As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.
If you try to go for a laugh, it's death to the comedy. Personally, that's how I approach comedy. But I'm no expert.
Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him.
When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suffer from amnesia.