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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children - as long as you make them laugh as well.
The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.
All the keys to joy can be reduced to these two. Laugh but at no one's expense and love but without expectation.
Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.
Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
Most men cannot write good sex. I tried one time years ago and showed it to my wife, and she felt like laughing.
Then he laughed and she laughed. And quivering with the movement of the train, the dead man seemed to laugh too.
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.
"And you require no answers", Foamfollower was laughing in his gladness, "You are sufficient to every question".
I go in the sea as little as I can. If there's a girl and I have to accompany her, then obviously I go (laughs)!
Eat till you're full. Play anytime you want. Sleep as much as you like. Cry. Get angry. Laugh. Live. Live. Live.
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'
I don't think a married couple can go through life without laughs together any more than they can without tears.
I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person.
There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh
One day we'll look back we'll smile and we'll laugh,but right now we just cry. Cuz it's so hard to say good-bye.
I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
Try things. Laugh a lot. Mess up. Apologize. Hug people. Take chances. Trust yourself. Lose things. Get over it.
Good try, ya bugging shank. The Gathering elects Runners, and if you think I'm tough, they'd laugh in your face.
We both laugh and run and the moment is so thick around me that i feel like dropping into it to let it carry me.
It seems to me at this moment that laughing is a serious thing, that it connects us with truth and love and God.
Every day I awaken I am grateful. My intent is to be totally present in that day. And laugh as much as possible.
Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
The world laughs at things it would really prefer to admire, and like Aesop's fox it criticizes things it covets.
Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that.
They could read him, they could study him, they could pick him apart, but they couldn't laugh or be sad with him.
The days draw out, the weather gets warmer, and it's what we call summer, with a bitter laugh when we've said it.
They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.
I don't want to alienate anybody. If you're making a joke about men and men are laughing at it, it's a good joke.
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
He'd learned his lesson a long time ago: Even in the midst of heartbreak, you could still find yourself laughing.
I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.
Perhaps the world will end at the kitchen table, while we are laughing and crying, eating of the last sweet bite.
And while everybody was busy laughing, what was I doing? I was laying the foundation to what I have in place now.
I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil!
If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
What is the work of a Master?" said a solemn-faced visitor. "To teach people to laugh ," said the Master gravely.
I want to be prophetic and take stands and stand with those on the margins, and I want to laugh as much as I can.
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.
I am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.