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You know, there's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.
Our rule is: If it makes the parent laugh, and the kid asks why, that can't be an uncomfortable conversation.
There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing a live audience laugh. Especially when I planned it that way!
The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.
Comedies are doing well because I think people want to laugh and not think about everything for a little bit.
It doesn't matter if you're play-pretending crying or play-pretending laughing, you're still play-pretending.
I'm a sucker for a man who giggles-not a high-pitched serial-killer sort of giggle, but a lighthearted laugh.
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
It really does mean so much when your cast mates, who you respect so much, tell you that you made them laugh.
Trust me, true?" Butch barked a laugh. "Last time you said that i ended up with a vampire cocktail, remember?
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.
That kind of language is what makes us laugh. Like, "Well, just eFax that to me, and I'll take a look at it."
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
And Peter laughed, and when he did, all the Devils grinned, because Peter's laugh was a most contagious thing.
One who no longer wishes to laugh had best marry in France; they will soon find that it is no laughing matter.
I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.
People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.
The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.
If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.
Fame comes and fame goes, but you have to be able to laugh about yourself and to take it with a grain of salt.
There's hope. It doesn't cost a thing to smile. You don't have to pay to laugh. You better thank God for that.
Since it's now fashionable to laugh at the conservative French Academy, I have remained a rebel by joining it.
That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour. [Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.]
I think that Ionesco's greatest weapon is that he's able to make us laugh at the darkest corners of our souls.
We are nowhere forbidden to laugh, or be satisfied with food...or to be delighted with music or to drink wine.
I just hope it was okay, I know it wasn't perfect, I hope in the end we can laugh and say it was all worth it.
There's one golden rule to keep before you: laugh about everything and don't bother yourself about the others!
There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.
My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop.
They never let Rider [Strong] and I do scenes together because we would look at each other and start laughing.
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
Laughter is a release of tension. When influencing, make the other person laugh; you'll gain rapport instantly.
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
When you realize that you are an eternal being, you will laugh at things that used to give you anxiety attacks.
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!
Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast.
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.
I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.
I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life.
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
I have had some sorry-ass looks, but I'm the first one to laugh. I'm either to credit or to blame for the '80s.
I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh.
I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone who makes me smile, laugh, feel special, and supports me.
I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh.
I am forced, as I have often said, to try to make myself laugh, that I may not cry: for one or other I must do.
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again. - I'm not sure