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When I try to use incantations at work i often find they have no effect and my coworkers just laugh at me.
Nobody will laugh long who deals much with opium: its pleasures even are of a grave and solemn complexion.
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling.
You gotta laugh and love and take all life has to give. You gotta live and learn so you can learn to live.
To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.
Love who you are and what you are and what you do. Laugh at yourself and at life and nothing can touch you.
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality
You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it.
That's actually a rare thing to be on a set full of people that you admire and make you laugh all the time.
I don't know what happiness is. I don't know what sweet caress is. Still, I'm always laughing like a clown.
There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts.
You gotta just laugh at yourself and let it go and not take things too seriously because life is too short.
Seeing people laugh definitely inspires me, and so does seeing people get life lessons about living better.
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejoice in.
When you are totally depressed, you should try giggling. Just make yourself laugh. Force yourself to laugh.
They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.
The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal.
I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.
God can so fill a man with His Spirit that he can laugh and believe in the face of a thousand difficulties.
It's a book that makes me laugh and think - it would be very hard to like someone who didn't enjoy Candide!
In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high.
I glory in this world of men and women, torn with troubles, yet living on to love and laugh through it all.
I have a great desire to make people smile - not laugh. Laughter is too aggressive. People bare their teeth.
I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.
TV is so seductive with a great workday. You're going to work and making people laugh, and that's fantastic.
My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.
You can laugh at my behavior that will never bother me, say the devil is my savior, but I don't pay no heed.
She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh.
In real life, people don't try to live dramatically, people try to live in a light way. People try to laugh.
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.
There's something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day.
Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.
I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.
To become conscious of what is horrifying and to laugh at it is to become master of that which is horrifying
I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.
My only goal is to make the crew laugh, basically. It's the only litmus I have to know, is this good or not?
In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.
I want to sit with my legs wide open and laugh so loud that the whole damn restaurant turns and looks at me.
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
As for movies, what's great about comedy is that if your movie gets laughs and makes money, you have freedom.
Of all joyful, smiling, ever-laughing experiences, there are none like those which spring from true religion.
One must laugh and weep, love, work, enjoy and suffer, in short vibrate as much as possible in all his being.
If we were to all sit in a circle and confess our sins, we would laugh at each other for lack of originality.