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Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you.
Sometimes I say some things people may think are just outlandish, but I'm going to have the last laugh.
I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.
I make sure I'm smiling every day, I'm laughing every day, no matter how sore or achy I am or whatever.
When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.
Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance.
I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.
Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.
Laugh every chance you get. Laughter is sure to break the bonds of negativity that may be lurking about.
Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.
Life is not one tone: you laugh and you cry, and your heart breaks, and you have great, great happiness.
By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.
Comedy is wonderful when you really nail it and you hear people laughing, but it's not always that easy.
If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be too easy.
The hardest thing in comedy is to have the biggest laugh at the end, and it’s the most satisfying thing.
I want to make the audience laugh and cry within ten seconds, to show just how close those emotions are.
I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard.
Sometimes making people laugh or even making them scared can be accomplished by a good opening sequence.
Sometimes people say,' One day you are going to look back at this and laugh.' My question is:' Why wait?
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.
Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.
I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs.
The only kind of love worth having is the kind that goes on living and laughing and fighting and loving.
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.
And this is what you get for laughing at me." He pulled her up a few inches until his lips touched hers.
When the response to comedy becomes cheering instead of laughing, that is so irritating. It's the worst.
I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.
I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long.
And then adds with a laugh, 'but in retrospect I think he may have been more sophisticated than we were.'
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Live... More than your neighbors. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places. Go now. Giggle no,laugh.
Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha
When obstacles have been put in front of me, I just get around them and move past them and laugh at them.
I love to entertain, I love to make people laugh, cry, and move them, perhaps moving them in their lives.
If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter.
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.
I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs.
Big Bang is what made me who I am today. With them, I laugh the most, and I feel like I can achieve things
Laugh till you weep. Weep till there's nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it's all one.
The only movie that ever really scared me was The Exorcist,but even then, I was laughing part of the time.
You could be laughing one day about the same issues that you're crying about the next day, so that's life.
Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.
There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.