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It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
It is completely usual for me to get up in the morning, take a look around, and laugh out loud.
I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination.
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
I wanted to laugh. Or maybe get mad. Or maybe shrug at how strange everyone was, especially me.
The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas well-bred people often smile, but seldom laugh.
People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.
I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.
Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
You have to learn to laugh all the time. It's a practice of life. It's a practice of happiness.
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
In London, theatregoers expect to laugh; in Paris, they wait grimly for proof that they should.
It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another.
I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.
A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially
The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.
If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.
Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself.
Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.
The men who cannot laugh at themselves frighten me even more than those who laugh at everything.
Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.
Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.
HELPED are those who laugh with a pure heart; theirs will be the company of the jolly righteous.
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.
Laugh at your friends, And if your friends are sore; So much the better, You may laugh the more.
I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.
There are just things you can explore in a movie that you can't in 22 minutes with a laugh track.
Here's to opening and upward... and to yourself and up with you and up with and up with laughing.
For better or worse, there are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.
Sometimes we laugh to keep from crying, but the important thing is to laugh, every chance we get.
I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh.
I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you.
For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.
I tell everybody all the time: I had a 25-year wrestling career, and I'm most known for laughing.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
Laugh my friend, for laughter ignites a fire within the pit of your belly and awakens your being.
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.
On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us.
The lowest boor may laugh on being tickled, but a man must have intelligence to be amused by wit.