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Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.
About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
Every girl needs a bestfriend to help her laugh when she thinks she`ll never smile again
The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal.
It's why I laugh so much. If my face is going to stick, I'm going to like looking at it.
Those who have everything but thee, my God, laugh at those who have nothing but thyself.
When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.
An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.
They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that.
When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it.
His jest will savour but of shallow wit, When thousands weep, more than did laugh at it.
If a rainbow makes a sound, or a flower as it grows, that was the sound of her laughter.
Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
April, April Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears.
I don't know if it's better to have people laugh at what you are or just not understand.
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.
Our own peculiar human condition is that we are as fit to be laughed at as able to laugh.
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Why me?' I ask God. God says nothing. I laugh and the stars watch. It's good to be alive.
If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
[Hillary Clinton] has seen on two separate occasions, laughing at the girl who was raped.
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
I think humor is the best gift, and if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane.
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
He smiles but rarely and watches other men to see when they laugh and then does the same.
Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.
Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.
I need a girl who will put me in my place, but I also want to laugh and have a good time.
You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Sometimes I laugh with my parents, and sometimes I yell at them, and both are therapeutic.