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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
The laughing way we make damaged people our playthings, it's so dehumanizing.
Wouldn't a laugh serve us better than to battle it out with our mortal souls?
Everyone at his table laughs. They know I can hear them. They just don't care.
Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.
The laugh-count is right up there with being diagnosed with late-stage cancer.
It's time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.
The space elevator will be built about 50 years after everyone stops laughing.
It feels so good to laugh at myself. I'd probably cry my eyes out if I didn't.
I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh.
You can't take life too seriously. You just have to laugh your way through it.
I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives.
Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.
Our Poets make us laugh at Tragœdy, And with their Comoedies they make us cry.
Americans don't know a lot about the Middle East - [they] don't know we laugh.
And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.
If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.
When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.
The way you get through having a shitty job is to laugh a lot and goof around.
I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible.
The only way to silence a room that's laughing at you is to sort of take over.
Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
He who laughs and loves is always rich; he who sulks and hates is always poor!
As long as you can laugh at you, it won't bother you when others laugh at you.
You're gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I'm starting to enjoy Eminem.
An American religion: Work, play, breathe, bathe, study, live, laugh, and love.
The true comic muse is the one with tears running down under her laughing mask.
I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.
When you laugh with good-hearted innocence at your own creations, you are free.
One moment I can be happy and laughing, but then it comes over me. It's my mom.
Wonderful ... I was up all night reading it, laughing and crying out in horror.
I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.
Blood spurted from his nose. Okay, I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing.
Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it.
I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.
If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.
When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.
The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.
He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck
I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.
I learned early in life that to laugh before breakfast was to cry before dinner.
When they start killing the men of ideas, you can be sure the Devil is laughing.
There are a lot of people who would laugh at the idea of me being a good singer.