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He who laughs at everything is as big a fool as he who weeps at everything.
There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.
A thousand laughing suns are in your eyes. A thousand crying stars in mine.
I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.
When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.
Eat well, sleep and laugh. When you laugh, the lines go up instead of down.
The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words.
When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.
If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.
Whenever I've been in rehearsals, it's really fun, there's always laughing.
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.
I was learning that among friends, a smile can be better than a belly laugh.
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely.
I don't talk about myself in the third person, and I laugh at people who do.
Drama is easy to fool people with, but you can't trick people into laughing.
Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.
Stand tall, smile bright, and let 'em wonder what secret's making you laugh.
Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I can't tell the difference between wrong and right, are you laughing at me?
Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.
A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults.
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.
A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
It brings me joy to hear that people are laughing at my scene in 'Due Date.'
My little boy Sonny makes me laugh all the time. He has good comedic timing.
Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion
I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.
Onew hyung usually smiles a lot but when he's serious, I can't stop laughing.
My duty is to try to reach beauty. Cinema is emotion. When you laugh you cry.
If you can make the reader laugh he is apt to get careless and go on reading.
The world distribution of French movies is a laughing matter. That is a fact.
Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.
I cannot understand how anyone conscious of mortal sin can laugh or be merry.
There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.
Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me.
I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.
I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.
I've always said music should make you laugh, make you cry or make you think.
I wonder that a soothsayer doesn't laugh whenever he sees another soothsayer.
It's important to learn to laugh at ourselves. Don't take life too seriously.
I love to make people laugh, and do things that are surprising and different.