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When you can light your water on fire due to methane contamination in your ground water, what else can you do but laugh?
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
A Star Is Born' was everything. Gaga and Bradley, and having people you look up to laugh at your jokes, felt really good.
I'm quite happy to laugh at Argentina's obsession with ham and cheese, but not, you know, delicate bits of their history.
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.
I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.
I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
How genuine is my capacity for love if there is no one for me to love, to laugh with, to treat tenderly, to be trusted by?
I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way.
Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great feeling.
Science would like to tell us that people laugh because of the benign violation theory, but comedy doesn't have hard rules.
Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.
If you can't laugh at your own characters, or shed a tear for them, or even get angry at one of them, no one else will either.
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.
I wish that people could understand that people need to laugh. They need to sing. They need to create their own joie de vivre.
From Mahmud Ghazni to Ahmed Shah Abdali, Punjab was hit by marauders so many times that we have learnt to laugh even at death.
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.
I never knew modelling was what I wanted to do. I was just meandering through life having fun, having a laugh with my friends.
Freddie Mercury and I both loved to have a laugh on tour. If there were shenanigans and good times, Fred and I would be there.
It's a dystopian world where things aren't connected. But life feels light when we can communicate, joke or laugh on ourselves.
Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy.
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.
I like a girl that's just fun to be around. They make me laugh, but also they're faithful and honest. And it's all in the eyes.
I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.
The camera is no one's friend - you have to leave your problems at home and make people laugh. That's never an easy thing to do.
My goal is to try new things, to make people forget their problems, make them laugh, and for them to talk about it the next day.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.
I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who I'd laugh about if I heard that their legs had fallen off.
Everybody laughs all the time, and some of the worst things that happen make you laugh 'cause it's a defense isn't it, I suppose.
I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What is this?'
You can see as a viewer how emotional 'Strictly' can be. But I'm going to laugh a lot too. I'm going to make it all about the fun.
In my opinion, animation will continue to thrive as long as there are children, parents, television, movies and the need to laugh.
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.
Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.