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I want someone who can make me laugh and just be normal and understand my lifestyle and how I wanna live it.
You have to take things with a lot of laughter. I laugh with everyone; this way, I will be able to die happy.
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
It really does mean so much when your cast mates, who you respect so much, tell you that you made them laugh.
I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.
If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.
'Sizwa Banzi' is the life of the black man. We look at it, laugh at it, re-examine it, but we do not change it.
Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh.
I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
When you go to church, if the pastor at some point doesn't make you laugh, he probably ain't gonna make you join.
I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.
Trash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes me laugh. I simply speak the truth. I'm an Irish man.
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.
The two things that I require for anyone who's around me: you need to love food, and you need to be able to laugh.
I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.
I used comedy to deflect a lot of situations; if you make someone laugh, they don't want to punch you in the face.
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
I am grateful every morning I wake up. I've a big family full of kids, who laugh all the time and love each other.
I have fond memories of Chris Penn, who's sadly not with us. He always made me laugh - it was great to be with him.
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
I honestly believe life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry.
I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news.
Heaven and hell are something that people create to make some people feel guilty and other people like myself laugh.
Never set limits, go after your dreams, don't be afraid to push the boundaries. And laugh a lot - it's good for you!
It's easy to scare people. It's easy to shock them. But making people laugh and making them feel is a big challenge.
I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
What I always do is go with the stories that put up the hair on the back of my neck or make me cry or make me laugh.
The holidays are a way to get away from the pain of the year, creating something people can laugh at. That's a gift.
I think if you laugh at your troubles and tell the whole world what went wrong, you can't be frightened by anything.
I'm a firm believer in the saying that goes, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans,' kind of approach.
My friends were stealing cars and shoplifting. I was never into that but I was cheeky. I enjoyed making people laugh.
If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.
I don't smile much, and I never laugh. If you'd been through what I've been through, you wouldn't be smiling, either.
They used to say I was a younger Winona Ryder and that always made me laugh because I'm three years older than she is.
There is no bad time to laugh. I always joke, even five minutes before a game. It's not bad to stay a little immature.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
I say funny stuff in my lyrics to make people laugh, but it's all in the seriousness of the music. I'm just being witty.