The last job I applied for was to be a bus driver for the Chicago Transit Authority in 1957.

Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it.

There are few places you can find silence. Air travel could be the last fortress of solitude.

The crazy thing about the dab is like - dance moves, once you create them, they last forever.

Over and over I marvel at the blessings of my life: Each year has grown better than the last.

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

I've experienced cyberbullying my entire life due to just having a last name that people knew.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

In the last analysis, what we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do.

The last struggle for our rights, the battle for our civilization, is entirely with ourselves.

I'm in a business where no one cares about anything except how well your last collection sold.

It makes me cross when I hear people say, 'It's so last season.' I always say, 'It's vintage.'

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

It's a sad thing to contemplate, but I'm the last surviving cast member of 'The African Queen.'

I have been a Chelsea fan ever since I was a kid and I felt well there right until the last day.

There are rumors, rumors, rumors. I'm always the last one to know about these things, literally.

Last year was a lifetime, a whole career in one season. We went from being the dregs to winners.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

To me, reading a fashion magazine is the last thing I need to do. I've got books I need to read.

Bankers know that history is inflationary and that money is the last thing a wise man will hoard.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Things that are like overnight success things don't last long, and that's not something I wanted.

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.

In the last analysis, even the best man is evil: in the last analysis, even the best woman is bad.

In matters of conscience, first thoughts are best. In matters of prudence, last thoughts are best.

You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

Oh my god, I never want to hurt a bike. That's the last thing I want to do, precious little bikes.

I'm a gemini, and I get so bored so easily. I mean, I have moved six times in the last eight years.

A lot of people think that my last name is Gray. My middle name is Gray, and my last name is Beech.

Alan Whicker may be the last Briton to have worn a silver-buttoned blazer with complete confidence.

There's nothing in the Constitution that says the President stops being President in his last year.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Fashion to me has become very disposable; I wanted to get back to craft, to clothes that could last.

Buy less. Choose well. Make it last. Quality, not quantity. Everybody's buying far too many clothes.

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.

If you look at the US economy over the last 15-20 years wages have been stagnating or even declining.

Your computer needn't be the first thing your see in the morning and the last thing you see at night.

A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

Chicago is a sort of journalistic Yellowstone Park, offering haven to a last herd of fantastic bravos.

Very few artistic partnerships last more than 10 years, and if they do they tend to go down the tubes.

I became friends with a lot of chefs. I was a judge on 'Top Chef' last year. It was a dream come true.

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever.

I thought I was half white or something because I only know white people as Ferguson as their last name.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

The future of Slipknot is always in doubt. I always prepare for each album as if it's gonna be the last.

The last thing you want to do is finish playing or doing anything and wish you would have worked harder.

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'

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