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My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.
Incarceration is as useful for addiction as it is for diabetes - i.e., not useful and potentially harmful, particularly for kids.
She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.
I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.
We just kind of did our own thing and got made fun of by the popular kids. It was kind of like a badge of honor to be an outcast.
Man, I've got a Rolls-Royce. Big house. Limo. All those things. This is why every kid's dream is to be a major-league ballplayer.
I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.
I think that it's much more important to do than to say. And you learn that a lot from your kids, who are watching you, you know?
I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.
I did regret not graduating high school, but I made a point of going back and getting my GED later. It was important for my kids.
I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.
There was a time when I was in this private school and the kids were so conservative and close-minded that it was just appalling.
All parents are concerned about their children's well-being. As a parent of three kids, I'm very concerned about their well-being.
Now that I've got kids, it's become really important for me on the health front to try to buy as much organic produce as possible.
Your father leaving your family, that's your bedrock for all your future relationships and that's your security when you're a kid.
What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.
A parent does not do everything for their kid. A parent that does everything for their kid produces a kid with no self-confidence.
There are no secrets at our house. We tell the kids, 'Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.' They go, 'Eww, gross!' But we demand it.
My motivation was I wanted to look like my favorite super heroes when I was a kid. Pretty cheesy, but that is what got me started.
When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."
When your kids come home, they don't necessarily want to talk to you. They just want to know you're standing there, ready to talk.
I'm not sticking up for white kids - I'm going to have a barrage of hate mail - but it's true. If you're poor, you're really poor.
I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.
Every parent wants to do what's best for their child. Whatever I can afford, I'm going to get my kid the best education I can get.
The action heroes were very cool as a kid. You would compare yourself with them - Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I don't have children that I've lost in a bitter custody dispute. But I see an enormous wound in kids due to a lack of their dads.
Alex [Da Kid] does have diversity, not just in what he produces, but what he hears. He has this knack for finding talented people.
The cool kids have co-opted all the neat stuff ? computers, gadgets, video games. Theres no such thing as a computer geek anymore.
My dream was to become a rec league coach. That's what I wanted to do. I wanted to stay home and help the kids out and be a coach.
I have a really sweet daughter. She wants to hug all the other kids. I didn't teach her to be sweet. It has nothing to do with me.
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry
When I was a kid, I looked up to an Olympian superstar. I won't mention his name but when I asked for his autograph he said, 'no.'
The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.
Yeah... I was a singer as a kid. I had a lot of stage fright, and what's happened with "Idol," it has got me past so much of that.
I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.
I've always heard music in my head since I was a little kid, so I've always played towards that. If I felt bad, that's what I did.
Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.
The only reason these kids keep score in these games is for the parents and coaches satisfaction. Who cares? They're 10 years old.
I try to go out and do the same thing every night. I've been taught since I was a kid that the only thing that matters is winning.
I could go out to five parties a day if I wanted to. I don't. I have attachments to my wife and kids - and about 20 pieces of art.
The kids are so much fun. I'm always taking a look over at what they're doing because it reminds me of when I was so small before.
Even as a kid I would find the one person whose attention I didn't have and I would zone in on that person. It became a challenge.
I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.
I occasionally borrow pot from my kids. They do a little weed occasionally. 'Here, Dad' — or more likely, 'Dad, have you got any?'
I've always wanted to be a mom. Because I want to give a kid all of the magical gifts my mom gave me, such as love and friendship.
I don't think that growing up in the entertainment industry is the healthiest place for kids. The track record kind of shows that.
Personally, it’s rude. You got three kids with the lady, she just did 17 years for you and you’re not gonna leave your...whatever!
Like a heartbeat. Something inside me. Some dream. I think it's being a dreamer as a child. Dreamy kids become actors, don't they?
Parenting is really just a matter of tracking, of hoping your kids do not get so far ahead you can no longer see their next moves.