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I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.
All human stories are interesting. You don't put a kid in a show because you need a device. They have a story, too.
-I'm going to kill the kid. - Barrons says faintly. Ryodan makes a burbling sound like a bodly laught. -Get in line
Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.
Books are defensive, not offensive (unless you're the puzzled adult trying to make the kid with the book interact).
[Ryan Gosling] just got by because he's a cute kid? Yeah. I was an ugly kid; "The Mickey Mouse Club" wasn't for me.
When you're a little kid, growing up, most of us know what's right and wrong. Our parents teach us that discipline.
I think singing traditional country is wonderful, because I'm bringing it to my generation and to the younger kids.
Get the kids to understand that they shouldn't worry about who makes the shot, only whether or not the shot is made
If kids got raped at Denny's as often as they get raped at church it would be illegal to take your kids to Denny's.
You see a kid making a film on a cell phone. He doesn't know what he's doing either. But it comes out kind of good.
I want to train my kids so where they are the only believers they can stand on their own two feet and teach others.
I don't think kids have a problem with death. It's us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened.
I play very sweet characters, so people look at me like I'm the kid from 'The Wonder Years,' rather than Brad Pitt.
I've been the target of haters for so long, for so many years. Ever since I was a kid and I first started the show.
From a very young age, I was the kind of kid you can just put anywhere and I'd still find stuff to be stoked about.
One of the premises of parenting might be that the job of parents is to teach their kids to get along without them.
I think kids need to be allowed to be more creative and learn more about artists these days, so I'm all about that.
I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's 18!
You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet
When parents have college savings accounts for their kids, their kids show higher social and cognitive performance.
When I was a little kid, I used to walk miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles of railroad tracks.
As a kid, you await holidays with a wide-eyed, passionate, almost maniacal enthusiasm. Heavy breathing is involved.
Kids need a mom and a dad, and people understand that. Marriage between a mom and a dad is most important for kids.
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
I wish we could launch a ground-breaking competition that motivates kids to invent new ideas in sustainable living.
The reason you want your kids to pay attention in school is you haven't the faintest idea how to do their homework.
It wasn't just British gangster films that really did for me as a kid, personally, it was British films in general.
I couldn't deal with playing a character who rides motorcycles and has a leather jacket and is a tough kid, y'know?
I like working with kid actors because they surprise you constantly. I mean, all actors do - but kids particularly.
I don t think cartoons are only for kids, but I think kids will love anything as long as it's visually interesting.
They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids.
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.
To work hard. To open new doors for our kids, for our grandkids. To renew our spirit. That's what America is about.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart goes out to them.
I have two college degrees, but the only way I could make a living was by showing kids how to put a ball in a hole.
I think if there's anything that can help fat kids get out of the house and anybody to move, it's a positive thing.
New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.
We are of course a nation of differences. Those differences don't make us weak. They're the source of our strength.
I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids.
Now is the one time in my life I can be 100% selfish. I'm not married; I don't have kids; I can focus on my career.
I make an active effort to remain a positive role model to kids. They need people to show them there's another way.
Having kids is something you can't always do. Kids are like lightning. You grab that lightning when you can get it.
Kids are so dynamic; if you're tired and you walk into a roomful of kids, your energy is brought up to their level.
When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.
Throughout my whole life money has always been a problem. But I didn't realize that we were poor when we were kids!