Me personally, I wouldn't put my kids on television. But to each his own.

Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there.

Lectures often confuse our kids, but the example we set is crystal clear.

The kids who speak well, are articulate and intelligent, are all readers.

My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.

I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up.

Listen, I'm not a rich kid. I'm a cultured kid; I'm very rich in culture.

Mother Goose, she's on the skids. Sure ain't happy, neither are the kids.

I'll do anything for kids but I don't sign anything for grownups anymore.

Kids need to see entertainment where females are valued as much as males.

Well, you know, I left Cuba as a kid when I was 6 years old back in 1971.

We've all had our thing. I listened to the Monkees when I was little kid.

Kids eh? Little treasures, I love 'em... couldn't eat a whole one though.

I was kind of a bouncy kid. I used to roller-skate into the sides of cars.

I'd rather see a kid get fixated on something they can turn into a career.

I love living in Michigan, which has been great for my kids and my family.

As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too.

I'm gay, it's all a big scam. My kids don't even know who their mother is.

I can unequivocally tell you I would not have sent my kid to the Iraq war.

We can't want an education for kids more than they want it for themselves.

Kids should be naughty and go through that rebellious phase I didn't have.

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone.

In my first year at drama school, I did this kids' show called 'Let's See.

Ever see a little kid walking around talking to himself? I'm the same way.

I donate money to the existing foundation that funds the US Ski Team kids.

I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

Sounds so silly, but I want to accomplish getting my kids through college.

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

Kids are curious.Kids are watching ants while adults are stepping on them.

Kids and adults have sex for many, many reasons... Put out a question box.

I was the kid who was drawing on tables or removing the legs of furniture.

Kids are always honest, 'cause they don't think they're ever going to die.

I'm enjoying the money, the big house, the cars; what ghetto kid wouldn't?

I wasn't one of the cool kids by any stretch. I just bumbled along really.

I used to make fun of the kids in school who acted or went to dance class.

The only thing of value we can give kids is what we are, not what we have.

I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips.

I was, aged nine, the go-to kid in Minneapolis for a commercial voiceover.

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven't had a kid yet.

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

Most people in the world have seen more of me on-screen than my kids have.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

I think that, as with marriage, you just know when it's time to have kids.

I mean, obviously, a lot of people know me around the world. Kids know me.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

My kids think you are always supposed to be in a small group and lead one.

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