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I feel like being in a band, you get license to be a kid forever.
Everybody knows the competing identities of people who have kids.
I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.
Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
Once I fix what kids watch, I'll be moving on to everything else.
I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.
Me. I like to have fun. I'm like a kid in a candy story out there.
Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.
Of all virtues and dignities of the mind, goodness is the greatest
We do teach our kids the golden rule - Do as you would be done by.
If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.
I used to go to school in Manhattan with a bunch of the City Kids.
As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was.
Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.
Take the government away. Let the parents take care of their kids.
When I was a kid, I dreamed of using a bat with my own name on it.
You could be a kid for as long as you want when you play baseball.
It shocks me when young kids still say, 'I want to do a magazine,'
If you tell kids they can't have something, that's what they want.
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.
Mothers will be fishing kids out of obscure cubby-holes for years!
I think pets are great. They're better than kids, that's for sure.
All the messages our kids are getting is money-taking, not giving.
My kids love anime, but I don't show them the really graphic stuff
I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.
Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217)
So you just...left?' Zach huffed. 'All the cool kids are doing it.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
I mean, 'Kids In The Hall' is the reason I have any career at all.
When kids my age were picking up toy cars, I used to buy toy guns.
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids.
I'm happy that I've raised six kids, and not one of them is a Ph.D.
Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.
I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.
Basically, I was a kid growing up with a single mother in Brooklyn.
I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.
Encourage kids to be creative without worrying about being perfect.
I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.
It's nice to just be a kid and hang out with your friends at lunch.
What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?
Also, while I was at Yale, I had a job teaching kids at the museum.
We need schools to force kids to learn things they have no use for.
Books that kids read should be about what is going on in the world.
I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.