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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
I really like Jon Snow in quite an unhealthy way - he's got a jaunty tie and a fast brain.
If there was such a thing as a typical English gentleman in rock music, then it was Jon Lord.
Jon and I have a lot of drive. But really, the most glaring difference is I'm better looking.
I think there's a lot of writers who took rock music more seriously: Greil Marcus, Jon Landau.
My confidence comes from me, not from Jon Jones. I can't draw my confidence from another person.
You can't ever really replace Jon Anderson because he's been such a force in the music business.
Jon Tester no longer can say that he supports the principles and values of the people of Montana.
Before Lil Jon and The Eastside Boyz, nobody ever said, 'I'm a crunk artist. I make crunk music.'
I don't have anything against Jon Jones. We are fighters and we do whatever we want with our lives.
I respect all the fighters. I respect Jon Jones. I respect Chris Weidman, but I'm here for working.
I'm not scared of Jon Jones or Chris Weidman or whoever. I'm here to fight. That's it. It's simple.
I was sad Jon Ronson, who wrote in the Guardian and has made a TV show for Channel 4, took against me.
I did what Jon 'Bones' Jones couldn't do, and that was finish Bader in a minute and fifty-six seconds.
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
Jon Jones is amazing; he's so confident. He uses his elbows very well, and I think he's a great talent.
'The Replacements' is where I met Jon Favreau, and we just clicked like, you know, like kids at a camp.
I know that I'm a decent actor, but it's another thing to be in a scene with Jon Hamm and hold your own.
I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.
Jon Jones is awesome and won his first world title at 23 and 8 months. I believe I can do it before then.
Jon Jones is a dynamic fighter, he's very exciting, he's been going out there and beating people convincingly.
I was a huge fan of Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey, Jan Hooks, obviously Phil Hartman, and a very young Adam Sandler.
Jon Tester continues to tell Montanans one thing and then votes the other way when he's back in Washington D.C.
I'm touched by Jon Hendricks. I want some of my music to reflect that. And when I write, you're going to hear it.
I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news.
I wanted to be Jon Bon Jovi and Bono. But I'm not that cool. I don't need to be. I'm not a rock star. I am who I am.
You've got Jon Jones, for instance. That guy is the best, one of the best fighters in the world, but he's a cheater.
I've said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That's been a pretty good career decision, I think.
If someone is expressing everything I am feeling at the moment, it's probably Jon Stewart. I hear him and think, Yeah!
Jon Fitch is a great opponent, a tough opponent, but St. Pierre brings the whole backing of Canada with him to a fight.
I'm super into dudes like Megazord, Jon Rafman, Rasmus Emanuel Svensson, Tabor Robak, and Michael Willis to name a few.
I'm just trying desperately to hang on to my true friends. Like Jon Voight. We laugh all the time at how stupid we are.
I'm not really that political and I love the idea of a sitcom. But a lot of people want me to become the next Jon Stewart.
As a champion and one of the best fighters in the world, guys should always step up to the plate and want to fight Jon Jones.
Some of our favorite bands are, like, Third Eye Blind and Counting Crows, and stuff like Danny Elfman and Jon Brion movie scores.
Without a doubt Jon Jones is one of the greatest fighters in history, and, of course, we do see errors that we'll try to exploit.
Jon has always been the romantic. He started dating before I did. I was more awkward and nervous in front of girls in high school.
It's unbelievable how good Jon Jones really is. It's the minute he steps out of the octagon, you never know what's going to happen.
'The Critic' was so absurd, and I loved that. I loved working with Jon Lovitz, I think he's got a great, great voice for animation.
It's kinda me and Jon Stewart have a pact together - so he's making me famous in the Western world and I'm making him famous in Egypt!
I think when you host a radio show, just like Jon Stewart hosts a show, I think sometimes I bring up stuff... that makes people cringe.
You can never criticize a monumental musician like Jon Lord or Richie Blackmore, or the part they played in the group, but life goes on.
Jon Miller would be amazing for Yahoo because he is extremely good at building display advertising businesses and buying young startups.
I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.
My favorite off-camera memory of Jon Stewart is watching him jump from the second level of a tuna tower into the waters off Grand Cayman.
Jon Anderson and I, we really liked a lot of classical music, and we wanted to get some orchestral arrangements going on 'Time And A Word.'
I will tell you with 100 percent confidence, Jon Jones is not deep in my head. The fact he actually thinks that, it makes me smile every day.
Jon Gruden taught me the foundation of what I know about this game. Took me under his arm, taught me to see it from a big-picture perspective.
Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.
It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.