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He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke.
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.
We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.
There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see.
As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.
Even 'Lord of the Rings' had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like, 'Really?'
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
If nothing is delightful without love and jokes, then live in love and jokes.
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
Life must go on, even if it's no joke...just pretend to believe in the future.
You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.
I mean, this is a joke, to try to implicate me as like a friend of the Russians.
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.
In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington.
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
I'm more interested to show the darkest places of myself, and I don't joke about it.
That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself.
Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!
When you cannot joke about the darkness of life, that’s when the darkness takes over.
One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
Any private security is a joke in a country where youre up against your own government.
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.
[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.
You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him.
Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke
Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.