Some subjects are so serious that one can only joke about them.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

There was always another side to a joke, the side of the victim.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible.

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.'

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.

My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.

I like to joke that Inhofe is as far left as I'll go for an employer.

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.

when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

Call me Meier," Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke .

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.

My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat.

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

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