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I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.
You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.
They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.
Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.
I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.
It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan.
Come. We must go deeper with no justice and no jokes.
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?
These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke?
Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same.
I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.
I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.
Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
Beware of jokes from which we go away hollow and ashamed.
Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.
If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.
A poem is a serious joke, a truth that has learned jujitsu.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit.
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
You make a joke out of everything. Life’s too painful not to.
When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
You name any horrific thing, and I can make a joke out of it.
I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
The inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. they had become stories