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I told jokes badly.
Jokes are grievances.
A symphony is no joke.
I tell very mean jokes.
Desegregation is a joke.
Clumsy jesting is no joke.
The wind likes making jokes!
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.
I'm really bad at writing jokes.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
If sex isn't a joke, what is it?
jokes are used to hide the truth!
Life is a joke that's just begun.
A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
I don't like to joke about dating.
Jokes are unanswerable objections.
I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
A German joke is no laughing matter.
I literally cannot remember one joke.
God's jokes are the soul's curriculum.
All crises, once averted, become jokes.
We joke around a lot with our ballclub.
I could never sit down and write jokes.
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
I don't have jokes that I can't defend.
Some people, they just don't get a joke.
America has got to learn to take a joke.
Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.
A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.
One of my secrets is to joke all the time.
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
The joke is, we all have the same punchline.
I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.
I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes.
I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.
To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.
The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.
I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
I start with the joke line and write backward.
The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.
Jokes are very curious things psychologically.
Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.
My friends always joke that I run on batteries.
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Round-heads and Wooden-shoes are standing jokes.