If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.

I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.

Writing, for me, is very inspiration-dependent. And inspiration can be a jerk.

I'm not a jerk, but when it comes to football and winning, I'm all-in for that.

How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks!

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk.

Steve was every woman's fantasy: macho but not a jerk, sensitive but not a wuss.

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

I'd never be a jerk with my teammates because I know I need them to be successful.

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.

For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.

There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.

You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

I used to be a pretentious little jerk, running around saying 'I'm going to be an awktor.'

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

In real life, I know to filter all my jerk opinions and my jerk thoughts and my jerk desires.

The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk.

It took me coming to the Midwest to realize I was the jerk. People are so nice here. They're so grounded.

Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far.

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.

Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later.

I know it was raw in some places, and I was a jerk in some places, but that's the way I was, and I was stupid.

It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.

Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.

I try to stay in line and not be a jerk. I've always been conscious that if I really screw up, people might notice.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.

A lot of guys are starting to get away from trying to jerk these heavy weights and throw all these heavy weights around.

The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.

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