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Hemingway was a jerk.
Maybe I am just a jerk.
I act like a jerk sometimes.
I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
I was born a poor black child.
From time to time, I'm a jerk.
Elections are a Western jerk-off.
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
I'd always rather be a jerk than a loser.
My high school coach was a bit of a jerk.
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey
Every show needs a jerk. I guess I'm that guy.
I loved 'The Jerk.' That was my favorite movie.
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Only a jerk would talk politics on Mother's Day.
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
You can't be a jerk in order to be a good writer.
People should realize we're jerks just like them.
I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk.
I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.
Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.
Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
I really like the movie 'The Jerk' with Steve Martin.
Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.
If you're working for a sexist jerk, you have to leave.
Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!
When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.
What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)
There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.
I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
People come from all over the world to sample Jamaican jerk.
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.
"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts."
What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?
I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial.
I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
Reject cynicism. Reject certitude. And don't be a jerk. Be a good guy.
In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.
I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.
My instincts for asking questions is to press but not to be a jerk about it.
In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.