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I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Jeeves
Pity
Shrimp
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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Disgruntled
Ifs
Jeeves
Far
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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Women
Clothes
Jeeves
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There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir.
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Jeeves
Matter
Moments
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-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Jeeves
Matter
Ties
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Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same.
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Hair
Jeeves
Wells
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It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof.
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Aunt
Jeeves
Use
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We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity.
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Dignity
Jeeves
Quiet
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What ho!" I said. "What ho!" said Motty. "What ho! What ho!" "What ho! What ho! What ho!" After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Conversation
Goes On
Jeeves
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I don't know if I've ever derived such an immediate sense of calm and well-being from any book as I did from 'Right Ho, Jeeves.' It was like I was Pac-Man and the book was a power-up.
Lev Grossman / Novelist
Men
Book
Calm
Jeeves
Well Being
Derived
Immediate
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I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well, sir' of yours is in many respects fully as unpleasant as your 'Indeed, sir?
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Jeeves
Voice
Want
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It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.
P. G. Wodehouse / Writer
Ideas
Jeeves
Principles
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I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
Scott Adams / Comic Strip Creator
Jeeves
Legs
Wife
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