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I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women.
Jimmy Dean / Singer
Friendship
Hunting
Jake
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Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Jake
Snakes
Two Best Friends
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I'd rather be insane with you than sane without you. - Jake to Lydia
Lisa Kleypas / Author
Insane
Jake
Without You
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There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted.
Simone Elkeles / Author
Attraction
Jake
Wanted
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Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake
Michael Buckley / Author
Uncles
Jake
People
Who Cares
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We made it,' he shouted. 'Not bad for a prison break, eh?' 'Good thinking Jake.
Stephenie Meyer / Writer
Jake
Prison
Thinking
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The T.D. Jakes Relationship Bible: Life Lessons on Relationships from the Inspired Word of God.
T. D. Jakes / Evangelist
Jake
Lessons
Life Lesson
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...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.
Josh Lanyon / Writer
Cop
Jake
Looks
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Beer
Jake
Snakes
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Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle.
Josh Lanyon / Writer
Cups
Jake
Wine
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But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.
Michael Buckley / Author
Uncles
Dad
Hurt
Jake
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(...) I don´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -You´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at his own joke.
Alexandra Adornetto / Author
Jake
Kansas
Want
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To be unforgiving is like to drink poison and wait for someone else to die!! Rev. TD Jakes (have I said how much I love ya!)
T. D. Jakes / Evangelist
Jake
Poison
Waiting
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Body
Jake
Reason
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I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life.
Stephen King / Author
Fear
Cutting
Jake
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The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Jerry Lawler / Professional Wrestler
Jake
Snakes
Wrestling
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You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double.
Peter Lerangis / Author
Guy
Jake
Wizards
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Don’t worry if I lay my head back and start to snore while we’re flying. It’s normal. I’m just here in case Jake has a stroke and dies. (Tony)
Sherrilyn Kenyon / Writer
Flying
Jake
Worry
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I've been all over the world, and to be in Milan and see guys dressed as Jake and Elwood is amazing. They really have become a part of the culture.
John Landis / Film Director
Culture
Guy
Jake
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I auditioned for Jake in Progress, and I was nervous because I had a big crush on John Stamos. I was totally thrown off and couldnt remember my lines.
Mircea Monroe / Actress
Crush
Jake
Progress
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Shrugging out of the damaged shirt, Jake said roughly, “I still dream about you.” “I have nightmares about you.” I dragged my T-shirt over my head, threw it aside.
Josh Lanyon / Writer
Dream
Jake
Nightmare
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I loved working on 'Donnie Darko.' I learned a lot from the cast, Jake Gyllenhaal and the producers. I love doing what I do because I get to meet so many great people.
Daveigh Chase / Actress
Great People
Jake
People
Producers
Love Great People
Cast
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Roland grabbed Jake and hauled him to his feet. “You came!” Jake shouted. “You really came!” “I came, yes. By the grace of the gods and the courage of my friends, I came.
Stephen King / Author
Feet
Grace
Jake
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It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer isn't that odd of a choice, considering.
Ilona Andrews / Novelist
Choices
Jake
Wife
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I have church on Sunday.” “Of course you do.” “You’re welcome to come along.” “Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.” “That’s a shame.” “It’s the bane of my existence.” - Beth and Jake
Alexandra Adornetto / Author
Church
Jake
Sunday
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Do you still do the clubs?” Jake shakes his head. “You do the clubs because you can’t find what you need at home. I’ve got everything I need. I’ve got the answer to needs I didn’t even know I had.
Josh Lanyon / Writer
Home
Jake
Needs
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Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)
Katherine Applegate / Writer
Four
Hate
Jake
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Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey, to my great surprise, began to scream like a girl, very close to my ear.
Meg Cabot / Author
Girl
Eye
Jake
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Jake's mouth found mine, his lips molding hot and soft to my own. His tongue tentatively tested the seal of my lips; I parted them and he pushed inside. It was startlingly sweet and achingly familiar, like finding harbor.
Josh Lanyon / Writer
Hot
Jake
Sweet
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Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life. Jake: Did it make the top ten? Edward: Possibly. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.
Stephenie Meyer / Writer
Dream
Jake
Night
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Rude poets of the tavern hearth, squandering your unquoted mirth, which keeps the ground, and never soars, while jake retorts, and reuben roars; tough and screaming, as birch-bark, goes like bullet to its mark; while the solid curse and jeer never balk the waiting ear.
Ralph Waldo Emerson / Essayist
Jake
Rude
Waiting
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I'm doing the same thing and it's a hundred times bigger and a hundred times better. So if your going to make a computer game off a movie, is it going to be like "Avatar" where it's going to be a prequel before Jake even got to the planet. You've got to be smart because audiences demand that.
Sam Worthington / Actor
Games
Jake
Smart
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