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I don't want the IRS banging down my door.
I say scrap the IRS. Let's start all over again.
I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.
The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.
The United States has a system of taxation by confession
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'
I have no evidence of any relationship between IRS and NSA.
Get rid of IRS; get rid of income tax; get rid of spending.
You must buy health insurance or pay the new Gestapo - the IRS.
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
I will use my expertise in technology to bring the IRS up to date.
I've enjoyed much success. The IRS is always at my door, constantly.
The IRS isn't the only agency using taxpayer dollars for big bonuses.
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.
Essentially, Robin Hood put a smackdown on the medieval equivalent of the IRS.
The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents.
Nothing guarantees more applause and more support than the call to abolish the IRS.
Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS.
Obamas IRS is not the IRS Ive ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!
I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling.
Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.
1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me.
The IRS should and must focus on the most important and most egregious and the most in need.
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.
Le de s ir de la prie' re est de j a' une prie' re. The wish for prayer is already a prayer.
Please understand what the IRS scandal is about: Using the government to shut down opponents
IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not.
Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.
We know the IRS has made clear there is no prohibition on releasing it when you're under audit.
We're going to rebuild Puerto Rico with money that we saved from the IRS in a Robin Hood fashion.
Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her.
There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.
Long before Wesley Snipes decided he didn't need to pay the IRS, Willie Nelson was dodging the tax men.
The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than the Gestapo. Abolish the IRS! Stamp out organized crime!
We don't want the efficiency of the federal government and the compassion of the IRS to run our health care.
I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.
Families will now have to prove to the IRS that they have Washington-approved and government-mandated insurance.
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.