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All my art is in some way about other art, even if the other art is cartoons.
Work at our responsibility as parents as if everything in life counted on it.
I don't really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
Only if I am going to die, I should prefer to die as I have lived, drunkenly.
Sometimes if you let people do things to you, you're really doing it to them.
If there’s a place for it in your heart, there’s a place for it in your home.
And if Time is anything akin to God, I suppose that Memory must be the Devil.
If I have one vice and I can call it nothing else it is not able to say 'no'.
It'll destroy you if you try to make it mean anything to anyone but yourself.
It has always been desirable to tell the truth, but seldom if ever necessary.
Obamacare if failing, we're going to repeal it and we're going to replace it.
There are many movies that I like, but I'm not sure if they have inspired me.
If you have anything in your heart other than love, you've got to get it out.
If the world knew what I was doing, they would hang me from the highest tree.
I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.
If a conclusion is not poetically balanced, it cannot be scientifically true.
If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.
I'm here to change the world, and if I am not, I am probably wasting my time.
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
But, listen, Eddie Merkyx would have won six Tours if he hadn't been punched.
If you can serve everyone who visits you, you must be doing well in business.
If your religion has not changed your life, youd better change your religion.
However impenetrable it seems, if you don't try it, then you can never do it.
Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.
If there's no relationship with a father who's absent, nobody talks about it.
It was so much easier to be alone, if one could find just the right location.
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Even if the hopes you started out with are dashed, hope has to be maintained.
If you're going to put yourself above everybody else, you might end up alone.
If you're in the position to help someone and you do it, it's very rewarding.
Please, if one of us cries, let both of us cry. But preferably neither of us.
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
If deep change depended solely on outside intervention it would never happen.
I'm good at being by myself. I guess if you're a writer you get used to that.
If Christ is not everything, He is nothing. He who has Christ has everything.
If the economy becomes disembodied from society it can only lead to disaster.
If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
If you don't understand your limitations you won't achieve much in your life.
If you do not live what you believe, you will end up believing what you live.
I eat everything. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything.
If you have so many defects, why are you surprised to find defects in others?
If you want enemies, excel others; if you want friends, let others excel you.
[If] I'm talking about something, that doesn't mean I'm necessarily doing it.
If we are not totally blind, what we are seeking is already here. This is it.
If the script grabs me and appeals to me, I'm really very keen to work on it.
If we become aware of its limitations and compulsions, we can transcend them.
If you think we'll get in, we'll get in. It's all about confidence, trust me.
If you love yourself, you love others. If you hate yourself, you hate others.
You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces.
You're going to get hurt yourself, and badly, if you take everything so hard.