But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.

If you've never failed, you've never tried anything new.

If you want to be happy, all you have to do is be happy.

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.

If life is not always poetical, it is at least metrical.

If a thing can't go on forever, it will eventually stop.

If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead

Go out and preach the gospel and if you must, use words.

If the future and the past really exist, where are they?

If you were enough like God, some one wouldn't like you.

We batter this planet as if we had someplace else to go.

If I asked people to live as I live, they would kill me.

I love hugging people. If they are happy, I'm happy too.

I worked hard, and if you work hard you get the goodies.

If I close my eyes forever will it all remain unchanged?

Even if you're not going anywhere, don't get in the way.

One who steals has no right to complain if he is robbed.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

If I'd known it was harmless, I'd have killed it myself!

I don't want to hide. If I get arrested, I get arrested.

If a woman has one cat, it will invariably turn into 20.

You can eat an elephant if you do it one bite at a time.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

If we're going to have debates, let's have real debates.

If dance wasn't in my life, it wouldn't be worth living.

If you do too much it's going to lose its effectiveness.

You just have to decide if you're a Tigger or an Eeyore.

If something is easy to repair, it is easy to construct.

Nothing's real ,but all is possible if God is on my side

You can be prosecuted if you tell the truth about Islam.

Look out for Number One. If you don't, no one else will.

If you expect someone else to guide you, you'll be lost.

I have to admit, if Oprah were a man, I would marry her.

If ever the public was betrayed by its press, it's ours.

If it has to be done at all, it must be done with grace.

If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.

If we didn't do the tour, it would have been disastrous.

If we don't have God in our life, we're considered dead.

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.

If you're over stressed it's because you're under asked.

If you take away religion, you can't hire enough police.

The life must not be easy if it is only rich in contents

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

You can make anything happen if you put your mind to it.

You can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say.

If I could clone myself, we’d be all right. But I can’t.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

If you wou'd be reveng'd of your enemy, govern your self

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