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If I was asked what my only joy is, maybe it's eating.
If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.
Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.
If you always have a crutch, you don't learn anything.
If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it.
If you don't have a teacher you can't have a disciple.
If a picture is good, it tells many different stories.
If Donald Trump is president, he will appoint liberals.
If there is a God, then he was particularly harsh to me
If you have a sloppy religion you get a sloppy atheism.
I believe if I knew where I was going, I'd lose my way.
There's no reason to burn books if you don't read them.
I wouldn't know a good script if it bit me in the face.
If you don't find true balance, anyone can deceive you.
If you stick to what you know; you sell yourself short.
If you take the time away, you take the character away.
If you see me once, you cannot confuse me with another.
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless.
If you optimize everything, you will always be unhappy.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
If you are doing something wrong, you will do it badly.
If you neglect your blogs they don't take up much time.
If you dig it, do it. If you dig it a lot, do it twice.
If you're going to read minds, start with a simple one.
If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.
If in doubt, don't. If still in doubt, do what's right.
I feel trapped if I know I can't kill myself at anytime
If I'm going to lose, I'd rather lose on my own accord.
All games are meaningless if you do not know the rules.
Live for thy neighbor if thou wouldst live for thyself.
If honor were profitable, everybody would be honorable.
You can chose if you want to be imagined or remembered.
If you can't find the exact quote you want, make it up.
If you destroy a free market you create a black market.
If I have something I like to forget, then I forget it.
If you want me you're going to have to come and get me.
You can't be free if the cost of being you is too high.
If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?
It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.
If you wan to steal money, don't rob a bank - open one.
If you haven't surprised yourself, you haven't written.
If he touches you, I'll come in and choke him to death.
If you're unhappy, you should change what you're doing.
If gold must be gold, it must pass through the furnace.
If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.
Science is better than sympathy, if only it is science.
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
Everybody has value; even if to serve as a bad example.