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Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.
If it wasn't painfully difficult, you did it wrong!
Work for immortality if you will: then wait for it.
If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.
If a writer doesn't generate hostility, he is dead.
If all you have is music, then you don't have music
I couldn't care less if someone is gay or straight.
No resource will flourish if managed by government.
Chastity works better if you don't keep testing it.
If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.
If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.
If you are only an underling, don't dress too fine.
...life's big. If you can't fix it, give it a spin.
I'm never quite sure if I'm me when I'm dressed up.
If I have any worth, it is to live my life for God.
I can make anything disappear, if I really want to.
I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master.
If you don't start, it is certain you won't arrive.
You can only get good at Chess if you love the game
If there were no God, he would have to be invented.
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master.
If you make more roads, you will have more traffic.
If you liked school, you're gonnnnna lovvvvve work!
Because if you're going to lose, lose. I'm serious.
If we value all readers, we must value all reading.
If you don't expect much you can't be disappointed.
Only if you sacrifice for a cause will you love it.
If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen.
If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself.
He did each single thing as if he did nothing else.
If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.
If nobody has too much, everybody will have enough.
Every day is a masterpiece, even if it crushes you.
If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.
If a relationship is founded on love it doesn't end
If being me offends you, maybe I'm not the problem.
If you educate women, family size tends to go down.
If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route.
If you have no destination, you'll never get there.
If you cut him, (John Bunyan) he'd bleed Scripture!
If Dracula would be happy there, so will your wine.
What kind of power was it if it would never be used?
Even if you have nothing to write, write and say so.
If I don't like somebody's looks, I don't like them.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
I can live with failure if it is born of conviction.
If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby.
Hold your tongue if you'd like to keep it." - Jaques
Oh, if people only knew how this business has grown.