If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

I don't know if I'm a national education figure.

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.

Go for the throat. If you cant, go for the nads.

If Christ is not ALL to you he is NOTHING to you

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.

I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it.

If you are being judgemental, that is non-yogic.

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

I will suffer the agony if that is to be my lot.

If you don't have dreams, you don't have a life.

A plan is always successful if the plan is good.

If you go to Hollywood, you've already sold out.

If horses had Gods, they would look like horses.

If the marriage ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Home is wherever we are if there's love here too

If you haven't seen me lasso, you haven't lived.

If you don't know your gift, you've got no lift.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If I'm going to see my mom, I'm going to church!

Who would you be if you didn't believe this lie?

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

It's easier to promote things, if you have fans.

If thou wouldst marry wisely, marry thine equal.

Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.

But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?

Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.

If you can’t be brilliant, at least be memorable

If you believe in yourself anything is possible.

Flames too soon acquire strength if disregarded.

Far away is far away only if you don't go there.

If you know nothing, be pleased to know nothing.

...freedom can be a full-time job if you let it.

I would be better at my job if I were technical.

Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for.

If only the good were a little less heavy-footed

If I could say it, I would not have to dance it.

If it brings me to my knees, it's a bad religion

If we stay in one place, we will become outdated

If you want to do amazing things with your life.

Men might be better if we better deemed of them.

Conceptual art is only good if the idea is good.

If there was a trick, there must be a trickster.

If you're not brave, you're not going to be free.

You're nothing in America if you don't have debt.

If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say.

Whom am I going to trust if I have to back again.

Make foes of bowmen if you must, Never of penmen.

If it doesn’t make the world better, don’t do it.

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