If you're looking for a boyfriend, you aren't gonna find one. They seem to come into your life when you least expect it.

If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.

Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.

I think so often, especially if the work is perceived of as being drawn from life, the woman, not her book, is reviewed.

If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as well.

If you desire a thing, picture it clearly and hold the picture steadily in mid until it becomes a definite thought-form.

If you think you can't do something, you can't. But if you think you can, you may be surprised to discover that you can.

If we value so highly the dignity of life, how can we not also value the dignity of death No death may be called futile.

The end of all worship leading is worship living. We must live our worship if we expect others to live their own worship.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.

Some day everyone will find out everyone else's comp, if it's all over the place, it will be a complete meltdown disaster

The fear habit is very detrimental because you attract the things you fear. If we have any fear we need to get rid of it.

You are writing for your contemporaries - not for Posterity. If you are lucky, your contemporaries will become Posterity.

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it.

If we cannot comprehend God in his visible works, how then in his inconceivable thoughts, that call the works into being?

You are more likely to be overweight if your friend's, friend's friend is overweight than if your parents are overweight.

When you hurry you're more apt to make mistakes. But you have to be quick. If you're not quick you can't get things done.

This is not writing at all. Indeed, I could say that Shakespeare surpasses literature altogether, if I knew what I meant.

If we do not roll up our sleeves to the task of the Gospel in our days, then we will amount to virtually nothing for God.

You are more likely to believe that a statement is true if you have heard it before - whether or not it is actually true.

But in my head I can hear Haymitch's smug, if slightly exasperated, words: "Yes, that's what I'm looking for, sweetheart.

If you can see yourself doing something, you can do it. If you can’t see yourself doing it, usually you can’t achieve it.

If I had been with all the women that I was said to have been with, I wouldn't have had the time to shoot a single movie!

If we are going to allow somebody to request a recount, the intent obviously is that you expect a recount to be included.

If you tell a novelist, 'Life's not like that', he has to do something about it. The poet simply replies, 'No, but I am.'

iv. who was it who invented size zero? who was it who promised that if you got to a certain point you would no longer be?

If I was going to do anything, I'd be a producer, only because I'd like to have a say in what gets made and what doesn't.

If you always feel comfortable reading God's Word, you're either not reading ALL of it, or you aren't letting it sink in.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

We become like that which we love. If we love what is base, we become base; but if we love what is noble, we become noble.

I also love Disney, and will defend doing so, because there's so much in those films and I don't care if it's stereotyped.

I have always worked and I would say I'm generous with money - if somebody needed anything I would always give it to them.

Even if a government can be constitutional without being democratic, it cannot be democratic without being constitutional.

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

Who will guard the guards ? If we're the guards of society, then who will watch us and make sure that we're not dangerous?

As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'

How happily some people would live if they troubled themselves as little about other people's business as about their own.

I’m not going to leave you here to bleed my friend dry.” “If that had been my intent, they’d already be dead on the floor.

If Shakespeare has not been equalled, he is sure to be surpassed, and surpassed by an American born now or yet to be born.

There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry you Bertie.

If you don't like something about yourself, change it. If you're OK with it, you gotta own it. There's nothing in between.

If you really want to do something, no one can stop you. But if you really don’t want to do something, no one can help you

If you don't find some way to discuss what's going on inside you, it can come out in other ways that are self-destructive.

If you're defending a lie, you can only defend it with obfuscations and other lies. You can't defend a lie with the truth.

If you are noticing what you appreciate and noticing what you are grateful for, you can't be noticing what you don't like.

What do I have to say to the universe? A soul ought to have something to say to the universe if it's going to be immortal.

If I had not had so much ambition and not tried to do so many things, I probably would have been happier, but less useful.

Who are we, who is each one of us, if not a combinatoria of experiences, information, books we have read, things imagined?

A song is a song and, if I am emotionally connected to do it, whether it is sad or not sad, I am going to chase that song.

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