If you lose the dullards back in the dust, that's where they belong. You don't want them anyway.

I remain fascinated by where you go as a woman once you are a mother, and if you ever come back.

If I live for self, I can only live for one; if I live for others, I can live for 3,000,000,000.

I don't think we would have had to be an occupying power if we had done the right thing in 1991.

If I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it as best I can. I'm going to give it everything.

The first belief we must have if we're going to create change quickly is that we can change now.

If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it.

What is a garden if not a miniaturization and celebration, of the place we are in, the universe?

The odds are not in your favor the older you get, especially if you're a woman in this business.

If we're in a bubble, it's the weirdest bubble I've ever seen, where everybody hates everything.

How can you learn unconditional love if you’re married to a woman who meets all your conditions?

If you like my music, great, and if you don't, whatever. I'm going to keep making it either way.

If one has to earn a living, therefore, the safest occupation is that most remote from the arts.

Rilla's heart skipped a beat — or, if that be a physiological impossibility, she thought it did.

If grace is obligated it is no longer grace. The very essence of grace is that it is undeserved.

If you make the choice to serve the public, public service, then serve the public, not yourself.

Knowledge knocks on the door of action. If it receives a reply, it stays. Otherwise, it departs.

My theory is if you have a religion, it's a good one. Because some people don't have any at all.

If you don't have those moments where you go too far, then you're probably not going far enough.

But even if you have what everyone else wants- if it isn't what you want, it isn't what you want

What's the point of being a grown-up if you can't indulge the kid inside you every now and then?

If you consciously say 'I won't do it!' to yourself, then you have a good chance that you won't.

If we have no mercy toward others, that is one proof that we have never experienced God's mercy.

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.

I'd be flattered if someone said that my work is "too weird" for them. I value the uncompliment.

If you subsidize apples, you get more apples; if you subsidize unemployment, you get more of it.

If you can keep going and never give up, ultimately you will get something that you really want.

But sir- we are a beginning democracy. If there were not strikes, this would not be a democracy.

If you have an idea that you can't get out of your head, do a startup. Otherwise join a startup.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

If the will did not exist, neither would there be that centre of the world, which we call the I.

If something is accessible to a lot of people, it's got to be dumb because most people are dumb.

He has been disassembled by her. And if she has brought him to this, what has he brought her to?

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

I would live with all of my sisters if I could. We've always been very close, my sisters and me.

If the cost of figuring out whether to do something is more than just doing it, then just do it!

We must break through the provincial crust if we are to reach the core of all-India nationalism.

I love sports. So if I was like a sports anchor or something like that. I would love to do that.

If we're being unilateral, then communication does not happen, the relationship does not happen.

If you're wearing something I like, I will come over and ask where you got it from. I'm not shy!

If you really want to be a writer, nobody can stop you -- and if you don't, nobody can help you.

Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.

If you want to be happy, you listen to the music; if you want to be sad, you listen to the words.

There is a country proverb which says, 'If you don't trouble trouble - trouble won't trouble you.

What happens in the past, is in the past. But don't be surprised if it comes back and haunts you.

If you run away from a thing just because you don't like it, you don't like what you find either.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

I usually like to keep to myself, but others can tell if I'm upset because I'm keeping to myself.

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