If you don't like it, go somewhere else, to another universe where the rules are simpler.

If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly.

If a theory purports to explain everything, then it is likely not explaining much at all.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

There is a widespread sense of loss here, if not always of God, then at least of meaning.

If you were music I would listen to you ceaselessly And my low spirits would brighten up.

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.

If he wrote it, he could get rid of it. He had gotten rid of many things by writing them.

People cannot go wrong, if you don't let them. They cannot go right, unless you let them.

Imagine what else is true if you understood there is nothing fundamentally wrong with you.

If it sounds good as you say it, likely as not it'll sound good when an actor's saying it.

If the law doesn't apply equally to everybody, then you don't really have a system of law.

If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed

I don’t want to be an actor or nothing but if I have to, I’ll act if it’s the right thing.

If you don't expect to like someone and then you do, that's an incredibly exciting moment.

For who will testify, who will accurately describe our lives if we do not do it ourselves?

I always say that I'll have a go and see whether the poem works and if it does, then fine.

What we make is more important than what we are, particularly if making is our profession.

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.

If you have work to do, don't wait to feel like it; set to work and you will feel like it.

I get out on my bike almost every day. If I can't walk somewhere, I'll bike or skateboard.

Everybody is telling me Donald Trump is going to destroy the stock market if he's elected.

If it comes down to your ethics vs. a job, choose ethics. You can always find another job.

If you do not see what is around you every day, what will you see when you go to Tangiers?

It would be intolerant if I advocated the banning of religion, but of course I never have.

If you make things sound inoffensively obvious, then it is likely that no one will listen.

You're not going to do good work if you're not choosing something because it inspires you.

What if, every time I started to invent something, I asked, 'How would nature solve this?'

I always liken it to being a referee - if you notice the referee, that's not a good thing.

I see myself as sexy. If you are comfortable with it, it can be very classy and appealing.

God would remain absolutely hidden if we were not illuminated by the brightness of Christ.

Everybody thinks their opinion is the right one. If they didn't, they would get a new one.

If you are a leader, it is not possible to be at peace with all and friends with everyone.

To sing is to bring to life; impossible if the words are mediocre, however good the music.

If you meet with a system of theology which magnifies man, flee from it as far as you can.

If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?

If true computer music were ever written, it would only be listened to by other computers.

In an ever changing world, you never learn it all, even if you keep growing into your 90s.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

If you don’t do something differently, you’ll ultimately be where you are now, only later.

If you think that you are less than them, can you blame them for thinking they are better?

If you have a camera in the courtroom, there's no filtering. What you see is what's there.

You can have great players, but if they dont want to be coached, what are you going to do?

An Airedale can do anything any other dog can do and then whip the other dog if he has to.

Data by itself is not useful. Data is only useful if it can be applied for public benefit.

If you have ever walked in Paris, you will see that Paris will ever walk in your memoires!

Broadchurch' is very different, but it's equally as good as 'The Killing' - if not better.

I feel that if I ever did adjust to prison, I could by that alone never adjust to society.

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