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If you complain, you’re ‘playing the victim’; if you don’t complain, you are a victim.
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out.
If you really understand the meaning of be-bop, you understand the meaning of freedom.
If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.
If you haven't read you don't have the voice. The lack of voice eliminates experience.
If it is an imperfect word, no external circumstance can heighten its value as poetry.
We make a mistake to condescend to the past as if it were preparatory to our own time.
Who is the guarantor, if there is one, of a more stable world? It's the United States.
If you begin to think you're something you're not, you're looking in the wrong mirror.
If religion comprises rules you follow, faith is demonstrated by the actions you take.
If you see the Sopranos, you're not going to be speaking in the Shakespearean English.
If you have any image of what the Truth is, slay it immediately because that's not it.
The future doesn't frighten me, even if it threatens to be full of other difficulties.
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
What have you got if you do not have a peaceful corner where you can refresh yourself?
If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.
If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.
Seriously, I will probably out-talk you if you come up to me because I'm a chatterbox.
Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
If you don't throw yourself into something, you'll never know what you could have had.
If Vladimir Putin says great things about me, I'm going to say great things about him.
You can't leave humanity out. If you didn't have humanity, you wouldn't have anything.
We cannot say that you are spiritually advanced if you are unkind to those around you.
If you cannot state a proposition clearly and unambiguously, you do not understand it.
I don't have famous neighbours and if I did, I'd avoid them. I don't live the jet-set.
You can stay the same person you've always been even if everything around you changes.
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.
If you got what it takes, you'll make it. If you don't, Shakespeare couldn't help you.
If I had to depend on what I actually get from sales, I'd be tending bar between sets.
If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.
I was just wondering if you'd come along to hold up my head when my head won't hold on.
If one must do a wrong, it's best to do it pursuing power-otherwise, let's have virtue.
We read, frequently if not unknowingly, in search of a mind more original than our own.
I loved the sound of the words, even if I was not entirely sure what all of them meant.
If we are ever to become what we might have been, we must cease being who we've become.
Women are like the arts, forced unto none, Open to all searchers, unprized, if unknown.
He put his arms about himself as if he were cold. "I do not know who to be without him.
We would have to invent the U.N if we did not have it which is not an original thought.
Even if it's being a Beatle for the rest of my life, it's still only a temporary thing.
I can assure you, if we pull this off, we'll all be celebrating just like we always do.
We can have eternal life if we want it, but only if there is nothing else we want more.
I get angry if I do things wrong, but that's what keeps me going. I want to do my best.
If we are nonviolent through and through, our nonviolence would have been self-evident.
If I have never mourned over my waywardness, then I have no solid ground for rejoicing.
If you do not love, you will not be alive; if you love effectively, you will be killed.
If you possess happiness you possess everything: to be happy is to be in tune with God.
It would be an inconvenient rule if nothing could be done until everything can be done.
If someone is very hungry, the Angkar will take him where he will be stuffed with food.