If you do anything regularly for a while, sooner or later the weirdoes will show up.

People didn't change. they liked what they liked even if they didn't understand why.

If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.

I'm a worrier. In the UK, if I'm known for anything, it's sort of for being cynical.

If we could just see how related we all are, how we're really all in the same place.

If I could say with words what my dances express, I wouldn’t have a reason to dance.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.

If you read in front of your kids, it's very likely that they'll become readers, too

If you do the right thing, eventually you will inspire others to do the right thing.

The gods only go with you if you put yourself in their path. And that takes courage.

An advertisement will be a good one - that is if the headline is really a "stopper."

If one is not productive in other spheres, one is not productive in the love either.

You are not reconciled to God if you are unreconciled with your fellow human beings.

If I wanted to make a record to represent myself, I wouldn't put any (covers on it).

If you don't question the officials' role then you've got to ask what they are doing

How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.

If there be any one whose power is in beauty, in purity, in goodness, it is a woman.

If your friends never make you uncomfortable. You don't have friends. You have fans.

When we admit our vulnerability, we include others. If we deny it, we shut them out.

If you love a man, immediately you will reduce your intake of food - it's automatic.

You're not poor because you don't have money. You're poor if you don't have a dream.

If you can sense the corruption in me, it is ... because there's a dose of it in you.

I'm all about what happens organically. If something happens, it was meant to happen.

It is not a choice of life, it is a choice of death. If this is life, I'd rather die.

If waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.

If you are not the member of any religion, it means that you are the member of truth!

If you always have to be watching yourself and judging, I don't think you're as free.

When I'm doing an accent, you shouldn't notice it for a while, if I'm doing it right.

If you're alive, you have all the experience necessary to understand classical music.

Isn't all religions curious? If they weren't you wouldn't get anyone to believe them.

If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other.

If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined.

If you hope for happiness in the world, hope for it from God, and not from the world.

I make the necessary "corrections" if I find myself leaning too far in one direction.

There's somewhere you're supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you'll make it.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

Begin as if you will finish. Let the story be told that you had the courage to begin.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

First, I'll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn't work, I'll just kill him.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Pakistan destroyed its own reputation. If anything, I have improved Pakistan's image.

If you ain't thinkin about man and God and law, then you ain't thinkin about nothin'.

If we require more perfection from women than from ourselves, it is doing them honor.

They will not stop me, I will get my education, if it is in home, school or any place

If you DON'T have diversity around your boardroom table, then what is wrong with you?

If you don't like what you're getting, then change what you're doing. It's up to you.

If you're going to affirm something, affirm the truth. Then go do something about it.

If money is the only plus, I will always say no. But, if there's more, than I'm down.

The only way I'm keeping my hands off her is if I'm dead. Find another way to fix us.

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