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If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one.
If satire is to be effective, the audience must be aware of the thing satirized.
Nothing that's forced can ever be right, if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
If they're going to get policewomen to jump me... I wish they'd get sexier ones.
Perhaps Clankers and Darwinists would always be at war, if only in their hearts.
I think sometimes if you are alone, you are freer because your time is your own.
Who cares if somebody dances better? Doing my very best is rewarding internally.
Though wisdom is common, yet the many live as if they had a wisdom of their own.
You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not.
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.
There is nothing you can’t do, if you set your mind to it. Anything is possible.
If our lives are out of tune with the music of the gospel, we must tune them up.
But if I didn’t want to be alone, then why didn’t I want to be with anyone else?
[...]It is as if after surviving so much, there was no longer reason to survive.
Most of the literary classics are worth reading, if you've nothing better to do.
Hatred is never anything but fear - if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
Highlanders make the truest friends-if only because they make the worst enemies.
If I'm in a corner, I like my corner. It's the coolest corner I've ever been in.
If the thing you wish to do is right, and you believe in it, go ahead and do it!
If it were possible for me to alter any part of his plan, I could only spoil it.
Giving is living. If you stop wanting to give, there's nothing more to live for.
If you're not the best in the world at what you do, then you have to get better.
Most accomplishments in life come more easily if you approach them strategically
We are not alone and we all have ample creativity within us if we just trust it.
I have the sense that if I push too hard or too far into memory I’ll come apart.
I'll fight somebody in my backyard for free, just to see if I'm better than him.
If you don't use your own imagination, somebody else is going to use it for you.
If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important.
There is not a single darkness if you life that God cannot bring His light upon.
Anybody or anything may stand between you and knowledge if you are unfit for it.
I just always enjoy it; if you really enjoy what you do, you don't want to stop.
If you have no wish to bring others to heaven, you are not going there yourself.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
Be honest, be brutally honest, and if you want something go out there and get it.
I wonder this: If you take a woman and push her to the edge, how will she behave?
If you don’t stay away from her I’ll rearrange that pretty face of yours. - Simon
If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
I think if it's interesting, it's interesting, and if it's not, it's not working.
There are laws of the universe and if you practice them they will respond to you.
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
He pronounced some of his words as if they were corks being drawn out of bottles.
If you have complete control over the damned thing, you're not going fast enough.
I do not just write, I write what I am. If there is a secret, perhaps that is it.
You're a coward if you don't stand up. Not for you, but for women. Say something.
It eats at me. And if it eats at me, I'm going to make sure it eats at (my team).
If your only arbiter of anything is money, really you should... go and rob banks.
You can't just leave out one part; the bread won't rise if the yeast isn't there.
I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.
If you talked to others the way you talk to yourself, would you have any friends?