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I didn't know if I could act, but I knew I could be a great ballet dancer, and Balanchine put out the carpet for me.
I love Wales, and Cardiff is great, but if I could just have the weather we have in California, it would be perfect.
If I could hire a coach in this country and I could get Tony Bennett, there would be nobody in second place. Nobody.
I think it'd be the coolest thing if I could get a role in a dance movie. That's something I'm always going to love.
I knew I could do anything I wanted to do and go anywhere I wanted to go and not have to worry if I could afford it.
If I could work with Eddie Murphy on 'SNL,' I think I could quit comedy forever. For me and my generation, he's God.
Dazzling and tremendous how quick the sun-rise would kill me, if I could not now and always send sun-rise out of me.
If I could, I would have my son on tour the whole time. But he has school, summer camp, and he has to see his mother.
If I could have anyone on speed dial it would be George Clooney. He seems like a cool guy who would give good advice.
If I could do it over, I'd want to come up to the big leagues like Mike Trout. He's exciting and I like watching him.
I grew up with two brothers with whom I played a rough game of football. If I could take that, I could take anything.
If I could be that guy to help that young superstar to emerge into that superstar superstar, I would love to do that.
If I could borrow anything from Miley, it would be her stage confidence. For me, that's just going to come with time.
If I could wave a magic wand, I would love for all children around the world to have good, nutritious meals every day.
If I could play football, I'd play football. But not women's football - real football. Or I'd just date a quarterback.
I told myself coming into the league that if I could play for six or seven years, that would have been a great career.
I think I used comedy as a mechanism: if I could make the other kids laugh, I wouldn't get beaten up or teased as much.
I was like, 'I don't know if I could be an Olympian...' But my dad really influenced me to stay and be in the Olympics.
Cher hated 'If I Could Turn Back Time.' I had to beg her, literally, on my knees, just to try it. Happens all the time.
I knew that I was smart enough to learn. I knew that I could learn, if I could just go to school and not hear gunshots.
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society.
If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then throw money in my fountain, it'd be a perfect world.
Oh, if I could but live another century and see the fruition of all the work for women! There is so much yet to be done.
I love any kind of acting, so if I could focus on becoming the best actor I can strictly on my voice, I would love that.
Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one guy.
I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.
I wouldn't change myself, even if I could. I like myself. And the minute you're not true to yourself, you're in trouble.
If I could pick a dream job it would be sitting in a room with a fabulous drag queen chatting about 'RuPaul's Drag Race.'
I think records are irrelevant, but I'm being approached about it all the time. If I could avoid it, that would be great.
I love writing books - I really do. If I could just quit everything and work on a book every day, I would love that most.
I played tennis when I was younger. I don't know if I could have been a professional, but I am still passionate about it.
I was a cheap criminal; I did many, many wrongs. I admit that. Of course, if I could tell each person I'm sorry, I would.
If I could only follow one person on Twitter, it would be Heidi Moore. She's a financial journalist at NPR's Marketplace.
If I could go anywhere, I'd love to visit Greece someday because it looks so beautiful, and I'd also love to go to Mexico.
I think I was almost 12, so I knew who George C. Scott was, but if I could work with George C. Scott now, I'd be so pumped.
If I could go back and change how I left the NRL, I would. My name will forever be tarnished but I wasn't the man I am now.
All I really want to do is someday be in a western. If I could be on a horse with a rifle, I would be a really happy camper.
If I could go the ballpark and play the game for three hours and then go home? It would be awesome. But that's not the case.
People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator.
I would love to love something, especially if I could do it without feeling like I was watching it die right in front of me.
I love to play basketball, but I haven't played in awhile. But if I could get back on the court and play, I definitely would.
I don't think I'd be a very good talk show host. I mean, I'm very talkative but I don't know if I could do that all the time.
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.
If I could go, I would tell the truth to the North American people. President Reagan personally ordered my visa to be denied.
If I could ask for any life, I'd like to be the lead singer and guitarist for Willie Nelson & Family. That is to say, Willie.
If I could, I'd be a recluse. I do want to be one. I'm trying really hard. But it's a difficult thing to pull off in this job.
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
If I could have anybody I haven't had, I'd want to interview somebody like Jay-Z or Puff Daddy, pick their minds a little bit.
I could only do music if I could do it the way I could do it. That's what be making me stop, I don't wanna do music in the box.
If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.