Sometimes I'm surprised people even know who I am.

I am constantly nice to people. Sometimes they don't deserve it.

I sometimes allow people to infer that I'm much less successful than I am.

I am also a hard worker and people are sometimes surprised to see that as well.

I am like a germophobe to the max to the point where it actually bothers people sometimes.

Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.

Sometimes I worry that people who read my fiction think that I am making some kind of thesis statement.

Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.

Sometimes I feel like I'm two people. I'm proud of who I am as a person, but I do want to be at a healthy weight.

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.

Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig.

There's a difference between the parts that I play and who I am and who people think I am. There's quite a big discrepancy sometimes between those things.

When I open my mouth and talk, sometimes people say they are amazed of my intellect. I don't know if that's because I truly speak in a way that people can understand or feel a certain way, or because they don't expect it. I don't know. That's something I am curious about.

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