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Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
All of my husbands have robbed me blind.
I don't do husbands. I don't do children.
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.
All my six husbands married me for different reasons.
Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.
I've had three husbands, but my real romance is my work.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.
My three husbands were afraid of me. I am a very powerful woman.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
I believe that women know if their husbands are unfaithful. They feel it.
I'm not a big Woody Allen fan, but thought 'Husbands and Wives' was great.
All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.
I was married a few times, and one of my husbands was jealous of me writing.
A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.
Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands.
The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.
Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
Unfortunately, some women want to remake their husbands after their own design.
Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.
Candidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances.
My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership.
My husbands all repeatedly said the same thing - that I was not a very passionate woman.
Women must not shout back when their husbands come home and shout at them for any reason.
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
It seemed that I was more interested in raising my children, not in pursuing my husbands.
Husbands and wives have spats about money. It doesn't mean they're going to get a divorce.
With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died.
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
The marriages to Mickey and Artie were easy come, easy go. I called them my 'starter husbands!'
Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.
Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.
Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.
I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.
Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.
