The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

Women can have their own kids and not have a husband or not have a partner.

The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son.

Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.

I love my husband. I believe in him, and I am proud of his accomplishments.

I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time.

My husband is very proud of me and what I do. Which I think is really sweet.

I think it's sensible to plan for the future now I'm a father and a husband.

Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives.

I'm more determined than ever that my husband's dream will become a reality.

I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

My husband and I both have our bucket lists. Running a marathon was on mine.

I would rather spend one night with Dracula dead than with my husband alive.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.

If the husband is always the prime suspect, the lover must be second in line.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

I don't really feel like I have to have a debate with my husband over issues.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

So I delegate a lot and I make my family come first, my husband and our kids.

I want to be the best parent I can be. I want to be the best husband I can be

I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son.

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I met my husband before I became a star, and he doesn't care about any of it.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

I'm not cynical, but I don't really want to have a boyfriend or husband again.

I got sick of playing husbands and boyfriends because there was nothing there.

My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there.

the Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband!

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Families are great murderers of the creative impulsive, particularly husbands.

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.

My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment.

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.

When my husband of almost 20 years can't take his eyes off me? That's amazing.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

That wife is an enemy to her husband who is given in marriage against her will.

The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person - her husband.

Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.

She was the prettiest, silliest, most affected, husband-hunting butterfly ever.

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