A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

A busy schedule can be difficult, but I have the best husband on the planet. He supports my endeavors, and we work as a team.

a woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral.

My husband's family was terribly refined. Within their circle you could know Beethoven, but God forbid if you were Beethoven.

Tenderness and respect-never selfishness-must be the guiding principles in the intimate relationship between husband and wife

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.

My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.

You never know what the future holds, so I am just enjoying being happy, healthy, and having my wonderful husband by my side.

When other people say, 'Oh you're so-and-so's friend, brother, or husband,' it's reductive to the point of being white noise.

I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

I love to read about healthy eating and preach to my husband, who doesn't listen. Now I'm trying to teach it to my daughters.

Children need love and discipline. They need mothers and fathers. A welfare check is not a husband. The state is not a father.

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior.

I think it's important to show a husband and a wife together, in a room, raising children, because you don't see that anymore.

A man who is right by your side through everything makes you happy. But he can leave your side to make dinner once in a while!

Whether you're a mother or father, or a husband or a son, or a niece or a nephew or uncle, breast cancer doesn't discriminate.

I love 'Beetlejuice' - that's where I met my husband! He designed the sets, so I have nothing but fond memories of that movie.

Your husband or your wife is the only person you can really choose to be your family and to have unconditional love with them.

I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

I was looking at myself, and acknowledged that I wasn't in love at all with him [husband]. I was in love with having children.

Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but, when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.

As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee down.

When we choose to obey God and give our bodies to our husbands—even if we don’t feel like it—God will reward us with pleasure.

Sometimes what is most important to us is not obvious and can be seen only by how we respond to our husbands in everyday life.

Now suddenly you got members of your [White House] team who were 23, 24. They've met their wives here, or their husbands here.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

I TiVo 'CSI,' 'CSI: Miami,' 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Young and The Restless' - my husband hates that one - and that's pretty much it.

I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over again.

Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in literature.

I have always said that a studious perusal of the sacred volume will make better citizens, better fathers, and better husbands.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

..but it seemed to him that the tie between husband and wife, if breakable in prosperity, should be indissoluble in misfortune.

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.

As for becoming queen, it was never on the forefront of my mind when I married my husband. It was a long way off, that thought.

I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so much more calming than my husband.

She says it's really not very flattering to her that the women who fall in love with her husband are so uncommonly second-rate.

I'm never just on the couch. Being busy is part of who I am. But it's hard juggling my family, my husband, balancing that time.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

We can no longer ignore that voice within women that says: 'I want something more than my husband and my children and my home.'

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way.

one tends to suspect others of what one is guilty of oneself. The unfaithful wife is quick to suspect the husband of infidelity.

I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but my husband does all the cleaning - rather too much cleaning. It is too clean, the house!

Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine, Whose weakness, married to thy stronger state, Makes me with thy strength to communicate.

I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh.

For many women, becoming a widow does not just mean the heartache of losing a husband, but often losing everything else as well.

When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.

What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!

My husband is not running for the presidency, neither are my children, neither is our business, neither are our foster children.

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