I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.

Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if I could be one without having a husband.

I have three wonderful children. My husband is an absolutely wonderful, perfect husband and a father, most of all.

My husband and I own half a dozen iPods, a Mac desktop, and four Mac laptops. We're clearly fans of Mr. Jobs' work.

I've spent the first part of my life in the shadow of my family. I'm not going to live in the shadow of my husband.

I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done.

I gave myself until I turned 25 to make it. And if it didn't happen, I thought I'd just try to find a nice husband.

I was always very determined, as was my husband, that we wouldn't let any of our children act when they were young.

We cannot, without depraving our minds, endeavour to please a lover or husband, but in proportion as he pleases us.

Powerful men often succeed through the help of their wives. Powerful women only succeed in spite of their husbands.

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to.

I used to worry about losing my husband to another woman. Now, I'm more afraid of losing my nanny to another woman.

For true downtime, I enjoy going for light runs, having drinks with friends and going to the movies with my husband.

Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes

I don't want my husband to push me around in a wheelchair. I don't want someone to lead me around because I'm blind.

I never do the dishes, because my husband has an affinity for it. And I'm also not allowed to touch the coffeemaker.

Every father, brother, and husband should know about menstruation. It is not just about women; it is about men, too.

You can't learn something about all women. Sometimes I feel that the older I get, the less of a grip I've got on it.

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.

After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him.

I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it.

Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone.

If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.

More than anything, having adventures with my siblings and spending time with my family and my husband make me happy.

There are women who love their husbands as blindly, as enthusiastically, and as enigmatically as nuns their cloister.

Is it right to shoot the poor prostitute or a woman who is unfaithful to her husband, or a man who loves another man?

My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend.

Next to my husband, and along with Marlon Brando, I think that Yves Montand is the most attractive man I've ever met.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.

A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

I desperately loved my husband and I wanted to share everything together, and I thought that we were a very good team.

I just wish, when neither of us has written to my husband's mother, I didn't feel so much worse about it than he does.

Being a husband is a whole time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

My husband will tell you one of the most frequent questions he gets from world leaders is, 'How's your wife's garden?'

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.

Were we a rational society, a virtue of which we have rarely been accused, we would husband our oil and gas resources.

The first thing [in career and motherhood] is a great husband. That I found many years ago and I am lucky in that way.

I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way.

The compulsion to find a lover and husband in a single person has doomed more women to misery than any other illusion.

Woman's primary place is in the home, where she is to rear children and abide by the righteous counsel of her husband.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington

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