Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.
On any given night, you are likely to find me and my husband on the couch battling it out over a videogame.
A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does.
And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't.
I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
I don't fight with people - like, I can barely fight with my husband because I'll just start crying instead.
[On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt.
I have had five phenomenal children, a great husband and, even though we are separated, we are good friends.
Of all the movies I've done in my life, the one where I play a crazy awful psycho woman finds me my husband.
An ugly woman, married to King Henry VIII, would have defied the axe and daunted her husband's infidelities.
There is much to be said for exotic marriages. If your husband is a bore, it takes years longer to discover.
My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
I haven't been the best boyfriend or husband, and that means I don't get to spend every day with my daughter.
Husbands and wives quarrel a lot more than anyone thinks, and it's oftener about little things than big ones.
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor.
I wasn't allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he's gone no one has been able to shut me up.
If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag.
Mostly I enjoy the restaurants (my husband is a chef), though I wish we had a wider diversity of ethnic food.
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
When my mother left her second husband, she wrote her autobiography and presented it to him for his approval.
If you want an active schedule, you have to husband your time so you can act on the things that are important.
Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.
I wouldn't be who I am without my husband, who handled the business end of Donna Karan so I could be creative.
I don't flirt. It's disrespectful to your husband. I would never do that. I'm very devoted, and he's the same.
I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without.
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
At the meeting you behaves exactly as Marathi novelists of the last century tell is husbands do in sari shops.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost
I always tell my husband, 'That's it, I quit, I've done all I wanted,' and he's just like, 'Yeah, yeah. Sure.'
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children.
But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle me so much that I forget that I'm a husband and a father.
There is no job description for the first lady and she's only there because her husband got elected president.
Much contention and strife will arise in that house where the wife shall get up dissatisfied with her husband.
My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else!
I come from a religious family - my father is a pastor, my uncle, my sister and her husband are a pastor team.
I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.
I'm so centered in feeling great about me that I can give great things to my son and my husband and my family.
Ive always written poetry and lyrics. My first husband, who was a musician, we wrote a bunch of songs together.
Never for one minute am I like, 'My husband, the white man, and our biracial children.' I never think about it.