The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

I believed that a husband must necessarily be an angel, impossible of corruption or contamination.

The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.

If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.

I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now.

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu.

In the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say "Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha."

Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.

I am not always happy. I am happy in front of the press. I can be extremely grumpy, ask my husband.

The woman who can't influence her husband to vote the way she wants ought to be ashamed of herself.

I'm a classic emerald green Sixties Jaguar that nobody can own, but my husband is allowed to drive.

I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option.

In fact, Parkinson's has made me a better person. A better husband, father and overall human being.

I'm very fond of Norfolk. My husband came from there and the kids love it. Devon is beautiful, too.

I love what I do professionally, I'm really blessed. But my priority is my husband and my children.

It will be most pleasing to O[ur] L[ord] if you husband your strength in order to serve Him better.

Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

We need more young women who love sports even when their boyfriend/husband isn't making them watch!

I have to say that my husband and my children are so tough, there really is no space for pretension.

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant

My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'

Well, my husband is supportive of my work, like advocating for dialogue between cultures on YouTube.

My husband is very supportive - he wants me to work but understands I also want to be with the kids.

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

My main focus is on becoming a new mom and giving the best of myself to my husband and growing baby.

What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion.

I have a husband who literally worships me. And cleans the house. And blow-dries my daughter's hair.

My husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be.

Yes, I was in love with my husband at first sight and still am. We have the most solid relationship.

I feel terrible for women that have had Phil Collins tattoos. Their poor husbands have to deal with.

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband.

My husband had an education. He had a degree in Literature. I married into a camp of literary types.

Some women govern their husbands without degrading themselves, because intellect will always govern.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

I will never contest election in Nigeria. Whenever my husband retires, I will go back home with him.

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.

A real important thing is that, though I rely on my husband for love, I rely on myself for strength.

I am lucky I have him. After my parents passed away, Boneyji has been my father, mother, and husband.

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.

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