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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
I don't even know what street Canada is on.
August. The lines are the shortest, though.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.
Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"
I'm for whatever gets you through the night
The best actors do not let the wheels show.
Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
I always advise people never to give advice.
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
A fool must now and then be right, by chance
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
All genuinely intellectual work is humorous.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
The wicked at heart probably know something.
To me, an airplane is a great place to diet.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
It is the business of little minds to shrink.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
The French complain of everything, and always.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
The tongue offends and the ears get the cuffing
The secret of longevity... Is to keep breathing!
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
The fact is that Democrats are not for tax cuts.