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Many true words are spoken in jest.
I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.
G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.
Why are there no "during" pictures?
I've never said flange to a monkey!
I just have a crazy sense of humor.
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
Nobody in love has a sense of humor.
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Puns are a form of humor with words.
A fart is just your arse applauding.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
The blind see what they want to see.
I am mindful that we're all sinners.
I have a beard. Just not on my face.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
I'm single by choice. Not my choice.
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
You can't just yell jokes at people.
But you shall not escape my iambics.
There ought to be limits to freedom.
Go, and never darken my towels again
Being patted is what it is all about.
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Old is always fifteen years from now.
No means yes in grasshopper language.
Streets full of water. Please Advise.
I am often the brunt of my own humor.
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
Holding back is so close to stealing.
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
It's a fine night to have an evening.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Instant gratification takes too long.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
I can never do nothing in this house!
I stay far away from political humor.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
God has a most wicked sense of humor.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
I see light at the end of the tunnel.
Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
Biography lends to death a new terror.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
You look like a horse in a man costume