I grew up in a house full of women. I have two older sisters and my mum who is a very strong woman.

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

I feel as if I am an ad for the sale of a haunted house: 18 rooms $37,000 I’m yours ghosts and all.

Safe upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand. Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand!

In a rough way the short story writer is to the novelist as a cabinetmaker is to a house carpenter.

I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.

Sometimes one feels that it would be merciful to tear down these houses, for they must often dream.

The White House is the people's house. When you do historical restoration, that must be what it is.

Theories are like scaffolding: they are not the house, but you cannot build the house without them.

Spring won't let me stay in this house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

I think it was Rose Macaulay who said, "A house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived."

I know how you clutched my back behind your house and sweated like a stallion whenever I came near!

My personality is that I'm a human being like everybody else, just a citizen and a blue collar guy.

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.

There are no windows within the dark house of depression through which to see others, only mirrors.

I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.

My house is covered in solar panels, I'm a great believer in all this - we all should be doing this.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.

One day in Johannesburg, and already the tribe was being rebuilt, the house and soul being restored.

There are elements of intrinsic beauty in the simplification of a house built on the log cabin idea.

I'm the number 1 target of the White House. They can't get Osama bin Laden; they're going to get me.

You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.

I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will.

I can take care of a house, and some people I meet, I think, 'You don't even know how to make a bed.

I am not the president; instead, I hold an even higher office, that of citizen of the United States.

I sometimes think that the size of our happiness is inversely proportional to the size of our house.

Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!

I walked into the main entrance of the White House, and I said to myself, "This is sort of amazing."

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

To go to the White House is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. In fact, the building is not that big.

Guns started flying off store shelves just as soon as the black Democrat moved into the White House.

I hope that Republicans in the House and Mr. Cantor will embrace that as part of immigration reform.

A house that has been experienced is not an inert box. Inhabited space transcends geometrical space.

All Americans need a sense of place. That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

I'm into designing houses and interior design. I like change. I like creating things out of nothing.

You construct your happiness as you construct a house and you have to work on it. It is a daily job.

Give me a house furnished with books rather than furniture! Both, if you can, but books at any rate!

A family without prayer is like a house without a roof, open and exposed to all the storms of heaven.

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.

My house is about equidistant from the Young's brewery and the Fuller's brewery. This is no accident.

The suburbs are the American dream, right? Living in a nice house, having a good job, a happy family.

I bought a house in the Hollywood Hills and brought my grandmother from Harlem to live in it with me.

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