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They have seen but half the universe who never have been shown the house of pain.
Try lighting your house by prayer instead of electricity and see which one works.
Everyone has pencils in their house, no matter how hip and contemporary they are.
Got a house on the hill, cost a couple of mill, Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil.
I grew up walking around naked in my house. My mom was like that, and my sisters.
I tend to leave the house without makeup all the time. I'm kind of lazy that way.
We grew up without a television, so we constantly had music playing in our house.
Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
Woman, the more careful she is about her face, the more careless about her house.
It became a habit of mine never to leave the house without a pencil in my pocket.
I'm pretty handy! I do a lot of things around the house, and I actually enjoy it.
You should see my house. It's sort of explosive. Like a crazy person lives there.
I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free.
House of Fools,' that was the first thing I was sad that we couldn't do any more.
Houses are one of my passions. I probably should have been an interior decorator.
My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
Anybody who enjoys being in the House of Commons probably needs psychiatric help.
If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.
By what right do you refuse to accept the vote of a citizen of the United States?
The health care problem is not solved in the white house, its solved in YOUR HOUSE
I had my house converted to the Colorado altitude, so I am always above sea level.
The more the art dominated my life and my house, the more the house became a home.
I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.
I'm going to go to my house and drink a little bit. Can I say that? I guess I can.
It doesn't matter much what kind of house you've got as long as it's a happy home.
Nirvana is outside the fun house. You are walking around in the fun house forever.
(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better.
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
What we need is someone to abolish the House Of Lords, get rid of the Royal Family.
Any room in our house at any time in the day was there to read in or to be read to.
For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.
Hi my name is Brian, but uh, you can call me 'B-Rok'. Cuz, I be rockin' your house!
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it.
... my mother adorned with flowers whatever shabby house we were forced to live in.
A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]
The Lord gave us Ten Commandments, but the bill before the House today gives us 39.
Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!
In fact, Charles Koch tried to get [Mike] Pence to run for the White House in 2012.
When I was handed a hammer, my first project was building a three-story tree house.
Justice pleaseth few in their owne house. [Justice pleases few in their own house.]
Soberity makes me write dull songs about reorganizing the knick knacks in my house.
My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—" She married a house?
One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes.
When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills.
A room of one's own isn't nearly enough. A house, or, best, an island of one's own.